Ivan Presents...
Monday, December 04, 2006
She Said Yes
B: ‘sup?
Me: erm, nothing..why, what’s going on? What have you heard?
B: Oh, nuthin’..Just that you’ve been avoiding me…
Me: Whoa! Hang on..
B: Yeah, I know, I’ve already been on her case but we already sorted ourselves out…
Me: No shit?!
B: Shit…see for yourself.
Me: I did actually, just figured she was putting words in your mouth…
B: I have it on good authority from Joshi that that’s not all that was being put in my mouth, hehe..geddit?
Me: Actually, no. Its much too lewd for me to comprehend. So, what do you want?
B: Well, you’ve been feeling way too deep for your own good, I mean,WTF! Man! Who the heck do you think you are?
Me: I can explain that, actually, no. Just go on with the monologue…
B: I feel cheated dawg! I mean, we was rollin’ together in this hizzy fuh shizzy. Peeps done seen us rollin and started hatin...what is up with that? You got me quoting song lyrics dude!
Me: Now that, I can explain.
B: If it’s the song lyrics thing, I know where that’s from. Is it the other thing?
Me: It was the song lyrics actually…go on with your rant.
B: Thanks, so anyway, its like I’m alone these days. Its like I was telling Cherie earlier. Y’all seem to have just come over had your way with me and left. What do I look like, some sort of slut?
Me: Actually…
B: Don’t answer that. It was a rhetorical thing…Rhetorical in its very nature. I’m deep like that. And I know I am sort of loose. I mean, have you seen the number of people that use me. Heck, I have tried to be a little selective, what with all that beta nonsense, but you lot keep on coming…you’re as persistent as a third world politician.
Me: That’s not very specific.
B: I know. Which is really sad. But you know what’s sadder? You! Going around biting people’s writing styles and all, couldn’t you have come up with your own idea?
Me: Its way too much work, the beauty of this is the title. I mean, if you’ve come from her blog, it makes you think…
B: That it does, but don’t you think you’ve stretched this whole thing a bit too much, seriously four hundred something words?
Me: Yeah, I guess it should end here...
Me: erm, nothing..why, what’s going on? What have you heard?
B: Oh, nuthin’..Just that you’ve been avoiding me…
Me: Whoa! Hang on..
B: Yeah, I know, I’ve already been on her case but we already sorted ourselves out…
Me: No shit?!
B: Shit…see for yourself.
Me: I did actually, just figured she was putting words in your mouth…
B: I have it on good authority from Joshi that that’s not all that was being put in my mouth, hehe..geddit?
Me: Actually, no. Its much too lewd for me to comprehend. So, what do you want?
B: Well, you’ve been feeling way too deep for your own good, I mean,WTF! Man! Who the heck do you think you are?
Me: I can explain that, actually, no. Just go on with the monologue…
B: I feel cheated dawg! I mean, we was rollin’ together in this hizzy fuh shizzy. Peeps done seen us rollin and started hatin...what is up with that? You got me quoting song lyrics dude!
Me: Now that, I can explain.
B: If it’s the song lyrics thing, I know where that’s from. Is it the other thing?
Me: It was the song lyrics actually…go on with your rant.
B: Thanks, so anyway, its like I’m alone these days. Its like I was telling Cherie earlier. Y’all seem to have just come over had your way with me and left. What do I look like, some sort of slut?
Me: Actually…
B: Don’t answer that. It was a rhetorical thing…Rhetorical in its very nature. I’m deep like that. And I know I am sort of loose. I mean, have you seen the number of people that use me. Heck, I have tried to be a little selective, what with all that beta nonsense, but you lot keep on coming…you’re as persistent as a third world politician.
Me: That’s not very specific.
B: I know. Which is really sad. But you know what’s sadder? You! Going around biting people’s writing styles and all, couldn’t you have come up with your own idea?
Me: Its way too much work, the beauty of this is the title. I mean, if you’ve come from her blog, it makes you think…
B: That it does, but don’t you think you’ve stretched this whole thing a bit too much, seriously four hundred something words?
Me: Yeah, I guess it should end here...
4 Comments:
hehehe,,,,
So u got the point!!!! B.
Nice...don't make me stock. For laughing at. U know?
Nice post.
but,but..arent u eating double..here and on cherie's blog??oba ur just the assistant..
you and cherie, planned this, didn't you?
KILL THE SPAMBOT! Man, this guy is clueless. He thinks what? Dude we kill this thing!
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